RT @evanjstern: Shit, I spilled salad dressing on my Uggs! Now they just look stupid. 14 hours ago
"If I was a whore, I'd wear Versace and eat crab salad all day." 16 hours ago
RT @BeccaLemire: Sometimes I think "what if it was weed in the pipe & that's what the videomakers had planned?" But then it's like "those a… 16 hours ago